Steven Gerritzen For Congress

Florida's 8th Congressional District

Two DOGS

Our government is kinda like having two dogs in your house. When the two dogs start fighting over who will be the alpha dog it is time the owner steps in. At this point the owner has three choices.
1) Get rid of one dog.
2) Get rid of both dogs and get new puppies that you can train easier.
3) Beat them both with a newspaper.
I propose the second choice. Lets get rid of the two old dogs ( Democrats and Republicans) and buy some puppies ( Independents, Libertarians, Whigs, etc.). The owners (the voters) can then train the new puppies to how they want them to act. And when those puppies get too big and start to fight over who is alpha then it is time to get rid of them and get Puppies again. This is a basic fact of life and is what has to be done sometimes no matter how much you love your dogs.

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